PREDO PROFILES #15: COTTY THE YOUNGER

For the month leading up to World Cup Predos, we will profile the runners and riders in a series of intimate interviews. This episode meets Cotty The Younger, previously known as Cotty. 

PREDO: World Cup Predos are around the corner. Are you ready to perform on the world stage?

COTTY THE YOUNGER: Good evening Predo. The stats are in and I'm ready and willing as ever.

PREDO: Let's talk strategy. How are you approaching World Cup Predo?

COTTY THE YOUNGER: My plan for this year's Predo World Cup is to just get all the results and goalscorers right. It's that simple isn't it?

PREDO: You came up on the rails to defeat your sister late in Europredo. With rumours that your father may also compete, what is the spirit in the Cotty camp right now? 

COTTY THE YOUNGER: Spirits are high as ever in the Cotty camp and my fellow Cottys as ever know who is the dominant Cotty when it comes to Predoing (Predo-ing?). I fully expect to be too of the Cotty Pack come July 15th with my usual mix of luck, judgment and where possible picking brothers to score in games they are involved in.

PREDO: Lastly, Cotty, a little birdy tells me that your bass guitar whispers predos in your ear while you sleep. Any truth to this?

COTTY THE YOUNGER: Well Predo as you know my bass guitar is the only object, inanimate or otherwise, that I let share my bed so I'm willing to take any advice it is willing to give me. Only last week it advised me that Dominic Solanke would score and that advice netted me a cool sum of money in my weekly Predoing.

PREDO: Thank you for time, Cotty.

COTTY THE YOUNGER: Thank you Predo and good luck knocking Jude off his fucking perch.