PREDO: I'd like to speak to you in your capacity as Predo Player rather than Predo Panellist. Who is your main rival in this competition?
DAY: My main rival is Mark. He humiliated himself at the Euros and it's important that I humiliate him this time.
PREDO: Some players, notably none who qualified for World Cup Predo, have pointed to corruption on the Predo Panel. Please allay everyone's fears that Day and Predo are not crooks.
DAY: The Predo board is setting up an independent commission to investigate these charges. We have asked Day Riley and Predo Thomas to investigate our actions and we're happy with their anti-fraud credentials.
PREDO: The International Toff Brigade have speculated that they will host a demonstration against your Send Them To The Gulag policy. How do you respond to that?
DAY: The ITB is entitled to their voice and opinion. Football predos is a diverse community and we welcome all members. My political views are a separate thing from the World Cup Predos and I would like people to understand that or take a long trip abroad at my invitation.
PREDO: Are there any qualifiers that you fancy doing well?
DAY: The Gooding twins have good in their name, which seems like a hint. So them, mainly.
PREDO: And who will be relegated to the Predo Conference?
DAY: Jude. Without a doubt. From ultimate winner to ultimate loser.
PREDO: Thank you for your time Day.
DAY: No worries, Predo, I have a plain envelope filled with tenners for you.
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