Wednesday, 23 May 2018

PREDO PROFILES #9: BREN

For the month leading up to World Cup Predos, we will profile the runners and riders in a series of intimate interviews. In this episode we speak to the man who finished 6th at Europredo, Bren, aka The Money Factor.

PREDO: Bren, you were expected to win Europredo but your challenge fell short. What happened?

BREN: When it comes to the crunch, you have to hold your nerve. I went with the heart when I should have gone with the gut. I've put that behind me now and I know this time I just have to pummel throats to reach the top. 


PREDO: What have you changed about your game going into World Cup Predo?
BREN: You have to throw the textbook out with the caviar. Stats and analysis are a thing of the past. Instinct will see the ginger cream rise to the very top.

PREDO: Who do you see as major rivals in this tournament, and do you have any words for them?

BREN: Everyone is a potential rival in this game. But I have to say this: Benno - yeah you. I am gonna pummel your throat until your predos crash to the floor with your teary stifled screams the only thing left in your wasted body. Jude - Fuck. YOU. Predo I shake your hand. May the best man win.

PREDO: Finally, Bren, there are rumours of a rules shake-up. What do you make of that?

BREN: As everyone knows I am the law and rules be like a bitch to me. You can shake it up but I will wake it up. You may as well hand me the trophy now.

PREDO: Strong words there Bren, we look forward to seeing you compete. 

BREN: Best regards Predo and remember - watch your back

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